Internet rallies behind couple pretending to be drunk to avoid babysitting

Spending time at the resort is supposed to be relaxing—but when a woman’s brothers and sisters were using her and her girlfriend as free child care, she found a way to fight back.

Entry In the popular subreddit r/AmITheA**hole, u/tiancrow explains the situation. He and his girlfriend were at a resort for a family reunion when the group’s parents decided to send their children to the childless couple while they were out partying.

“On the first day, a bunch of couples just adored my girlfriend and I’d take care of the kids while we were hanging out at the beach barbecue. Just asking my kids to come over to us to play. Will send back to their parents. A few times but they complained that they were busy and needed a break and asked us to ‘help’. But it just wasn’t the same as ‘helping’ when it Looks like we were in charge of 7 kids all night while their parents were all drunk,” Yu/Tiancrou wrote.

Although neither he nor his girlfriend have drunk much, the two come up with a plan so they can all enjoy the trip without having to raise kids.

He wrote, “We decided to pretend each cup of ice water with lime was actually a double-shot vodka soda … They kept an eye on the kids to be safe even after getting drunk.

“My girlfriend decided to get up and ‘teach me some ballet’ because she used to be a dancer, and she intentionally started messing up the moves and I made them worse, often falling down,” she wrote . “My sister came over like ‘What the hell are you doing’ and I on purpose slowed down my voice and said ‘She was teaching me ballet! She’s so good at it, babe show her!!'”

“Then my girlfriend, with great comic timing, slipped at the feet of my beach chair and I grabbed her to keep it upright,” she continued.

The poster’s sister asked him how much to drink, and he lied saying he had two Long Island iced teas and some double-vodka sodas. On the trip the parents took the kids back, and the couple, who really only had two cocktails, were able to enjoy the rest of their night.

The trick worked, u/Tiancro said, for the rest of the trip. But last night, his mother overheard him saying that the two had “played drunk.” She came clean to her mother, who then told the rest of the family.

“Well, my mom told my brothers and sisters and they were p***ed, saying it was immature for us to do that, and really immature that we scared them into thinking that their kids are at risk,” she wrote, asking Reddit if she was wrong.

One woman asked Reddit if she was wrong to avoid being forced to pretend to be drunk during a family vacation.
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While parenting is, as seen out of date, a full-time job, it’s not good manners to assume that only childless people can see the kids – especially when a holiday for all is considered. In this instance, many experts recommend including a real-paid babysitter on the trip.

There is no need to bring the midwife from home. According to Half-Pint Travel, many hotels and resorts have babysitting options. That said, it can be expensive – but there are also babysitting agencies in most places that can be said to be cheap. Half-Pint Travel also recommends asking friends in the area for recommendations—or even bringing a friend in for help, as long as it’s clear they’re there, not Instead of just springing the kids.

The answers strongly favored u/tiancro.

“NTA, and it’s hilarious. Your family needs to learn to stop imposing free childcare on other people. Their kids were never at risk and they learned a good lesson about taking advantage of you and your girlfriend.” ,” wrote u/long-jeweler-5845, receiving over 12,000 upvotes for his comment.

“Why do people with children always assume that children without children need a wonderful holiday to fulfill the wishes of children they have not purposefully chosen?” u/Forsaken_Distance777 later added, “‘It takes a village’ only when the villagers are calm with it.”

“If I were the OP I would ask why would there be a risk even if the kids were hit with a hammer? Their parents were present and the OP didn’t agree to take responsibility for the kids. They deserve to be 100% scared for not clarifying Arrangements about the one in charge of keeping your 7 kids safe near the water,” wrote u/MediumSympathy.

“Absolute f***ing genius! Chef kiss you both! [Not the A**hole] Just remember, now that you’ve outdone yourself, you’ll have to get drunk at least once for the next trip because they’ll expect you to ‘make it up for them’,” wrote u/randomusername71175 .

,[Not the A**hole]I’m a mom with many mom friends and I believe they’ll get drunk as soon as they’re around me, so I have to be a surrogate babysitter. I don’t drink, yes, as soon as I discovered that pattern, I stopped going whenever I felt like I was being babysitter. Whatever has to be done,” u/IAMTA always wrote.

newsweek Contacted u/tiancro for comment.

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